I've fallen and I can't get up...

I'm not even going to explain that part of this post...

But...I will say that as I sit here watching Auction Hunters (I would prefer Storage Wars, but I'll take what I can get) all of these discarded items found in abandoned storage sheds and I are kindred spirits. Valuable, yet unappreciated.

I could go on, but I'm fairly certain that the shortness of this post will speak VOLUMES...